whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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