Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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