I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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