Christians are straight up FREAKS
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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