At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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