I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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