people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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