The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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