We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
she told me i tasted like america
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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