I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
We're hate flirting, damnit.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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