Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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