o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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