Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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Dick very happy bro
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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