her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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