He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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