Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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