At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
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I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
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Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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