that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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