how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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