i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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