You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
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Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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