Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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