At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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