wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
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Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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