In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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