I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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