Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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