I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
so let's talk penis.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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