Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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