GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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