Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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