I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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