And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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