Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
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my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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