Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
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Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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