I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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