I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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