the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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