You can't motorboat a personality
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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