If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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