it wasn't lemon gatorade
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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