You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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