Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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