4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
