Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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