watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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