playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
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As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize