I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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