I skipped work to stalk him.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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