She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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