Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Come on in and take your pants off
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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