BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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