im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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