it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
did you just send me my own nude
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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