Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
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I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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